Kenny is skinny. Very skinny. But what he lacks in mass, he more than makes up for with fury. People frequently ask him, “Kenny, why do you possess so much fury?” His response; a roundhouse spin kick to their neck.
Rumors about Kenny include:
- He once ate a live chicken to intimidate a grizzly bear
- He steals from drug lords to finance his career of rescuing puppies from burning buildings
- He sings R&B under the name of Kenneth Nightmoon
- He has no belly button